meme time!

A - Age: 34
B - Bed Size: Queen
C - Chore you hate: Dishes
D - Daughter's Name: Ember, thought that is still far out on the horizon
E - Essential item to start your day: Caffine
F - Favourite color: Blue
G - Gift you last received: Surround sound headphones
H - Height: 5'10"
I - Instruments you play: Plastic Guitar?
J - Job title: Product Specialist
K - Kid(s): I WANT!
L - Living arrangements: Rent my own place, have a roommate
M - Mom's name: Joyce
N - Nicknames: siswai'aman, swissmiss, and whitetail
O - Operations: None so far
P - Pet Peeve: Humans
Q - Quote from a movie: "Yippee kayay mother fucker."
R - Right or left handed: Right, but left handed mouse user: go figure
S - Siblings: Brother(40)
T - Time you wake up: Between 10:00p and 11:00p
U - Underwater or up in the air: air
V - Vegetable you dislike: Lima Beans
W - Ways you run late: Waiting on my roommate to be ready
X - X-rays you've had: dental, video fluoroscopy of my neck after a car wreck
Y - Yankees or Mets: Sports are boring
Z - Zoo favorite: Tigers?

I liked the music meme idea i saw on dixieland_doe journal, so I figured what the hell, i'll give it a go :)

Teh Rulz0rs
* Put your music player on random.
* Post the first line from the first 32 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
* Let everyone guess what song and artist the lines come from.
* Bold the songs when someone guesses correctly.
* Looking them up on Google or any other search engine = EPIC FAIL >:o

My taste in music is fairly mainstream, so this shouldn't pose much of a problem to anyone who wants to guess.

1) Out of touch.... Out of reach, yeah
2) The mission is clear, I'm going over there
3) You in your shell, are you waiting for someone to rescue you
4) Aaaaaa, Aaaaaaa, Aaaaaaaa, Aaaaaaaaa, Aaaaa, Aaaaa, Aaaaaa, Aaaaaa, Aa, Aa, Aa, Aa, Aa, Aa, Aa, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAA YEAH !
5) Don't turn away... I pray you've heard the words I've spoken
6) It's 6 a.m., out in the clinic line. It's freezing cold, you may get told come back another time.
7) I can't escape this hell... So many times i've tried
8) And then you said a little more about your dreams, like that was my call (my call) "If you would only listen"
9) Hey sister why you all alone?
10) I walk a lonely road, The only one that I have ever known
11) I want a normal life, just like a new born child
12) I'm looking at you through the glass... Don't know how much time has passed
13) Oh, make me over, I'm all I want to be
14) Hey girl you know you drive me crazy, One look puts the rhythm in my hand
15) I am complete! Fuuuuuuuuuuuck!
16) Well I won't be caught living in a dead end job while praying to my government, guns, and god
17) Survivor... Survivor...
18) Heaven ablaze in our eyes, We're standing still in time
19) Someone falls to pieces, Sleepin all alone
20) I haven't been home for a while, I'm sure everything's the same
21) Summer has come and passed, The innocent can never last
22) On the ground I lay, Motionless in pain
23) I know I've been mistaken, But just give me a break and see the changes that I've
24) Just hear me out, If it's not perfect I'll perfect it till my heart explodes
25) What was that scar situated from afar, What was that light integrated in your mind
26) What if I wanted to break, Laugh it all off in your face
27) Can you feel it, see it, hear it today? If you cant, then it doesn't matter anyway
28) It seems so obvious, There's something up with us
29) Never made it as a wise man, couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin
30) Breakin rocks in the hot sun
31) I see nothing in your eyes, And the more I see the less I like
32) How the hell did we wind up like this, Why weren't we able

Yeah, haven't been here in a while. Shit happens.

Work is going well I should say. A little more than 8 months into my Final Write-up. That will drop off in November, and I will be set for another 3 years at Brighthouse Networks, making me even more stable financially than my father. Im pretty sure he hasn't held a job for 6+ years in his life.

Things at home are more or less fine. Haven't killed antimon yet, though I wish we could just be in a house of our own now. I've completed the hardest part of my preparations for buying a house. I've corrected my credit, am doing good paying my car loan, got 2 credit cards I am managing well and my credit score reflects it :)

So things are looking up, I am moving forward, if at a slower pace than I could wish. Next step is to try to work out some of my medical/psychological issues.

Anyways, here is a map of places I have been. Kind of interesting to see and remember some of those trips :)


visited 19 states (38%)
Create your own visited map of The United States or determine the next president

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Now playing: Breaking Benjamin - Sooner Or Later
http://foxytunes.com/artist/breaking+benjamin/track/sooner+or+later

Home sick tonight with a still-fucked-up ankle and back pain that has me hobbled over like a 90 year old man. So to alleviate the boredom, here is a high school meme.

Ganked from blackberrypie

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Consider? Yes i would consider it, but would I actually? No, probably not.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anytime is good if the mood is right. Sex, just for the sake of sex, doesn't do it for me.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Right side as the left is up against a wall, but I don't have a preference when in someone else's bed :)

4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Chicken.

5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
No, but I have pulled over for other drinking related issues back in my younger, stupider days.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but then again, I haven't had the chance.

7. Shower or bath?
Currently I have a shower stall. I miss long soaks in a tub of hot water, reading a good book. Shower stalls, tho, typically have much more room for the 'fun stuffs.'

8. Do you pee in the shower?
I'm a guy, we tend to do whats easiest *shrugs*

9. Mexican or Chinese?
Tex mex, not true Mexican, but Chinese blows it away, hands down!

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Someone whose in the middle. I don't want to get into the weird stuff, but I want someone who is open to my (admittedly somewhat tame) ideas.

11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
Yeah, no; I'm not even getting into that.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I have met, and hung out with everyone on my buddy list, with the exception of sunqueen73 who randomly added me some time ago.

13. Love or money?
Love, of course.

14. Credit cards or cash?
I hate cash, and rarely will carry it. I rather use my bank check card than my normal credit cards. Cash is outmoded, and I for one, am happy to live in the digital age.

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Yes.

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Sleeping outdoors? Oh hellz no! I'm a house cat, and inside is where I stay!

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In the back of a moving minivan.

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Sure, but the price would have to be right.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Sure, but it doesn't do much for me.

20. Ever been to a bar?
Indeed.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No, but I did get kicked of Fredryk Phox's room party at FWA one year.

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Nope, I don't think anyone could carry me, but I do have vivid memories of being in the back of some random dudes hatchback after drinking like 8 extra strong margaritas, laying sprawled out on my back staring up at the sky as we drove Orlando drunk at 3am. Good times :)

23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
My Grandparents were first generation immigrants; So yeah, I had to do the whole kiss on each cheek thing as a kid. But I don't think thats what you meant ;)

24. Favorite drink?
Kahlua and cream

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No, but thats kinda hawt =^.^=

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
No, but I have taken a bath with my girlfriend at the time. It was more enjoyable to cuddle in the bath, and the sex followed bedroom afterward.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
After hours. I fucked the boss's wife on the Security Managers desk. They were swingers, and that night is how I got into their 'Circle' of friends. Fun times!

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Ofcourse.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Only back in the Win95 days. I purchase a couple of porn computer games. I R teh hornay nerd!!!1

30. Have you been caught having sex?
Not really. Kinda hard to get caught when there is already others couples fucking in the room.

I Am A: True Neutral Dwarf Fighter/Sorcerer (2nd/2nd Level)


Ability Scores:

Strength-12

Dexterity-13

Constitution-12

Intelligence-16

Wisdom-14

Charisma-13


Alignment:
True Neutral A true neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. He doesn't feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most true neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil after all, he would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, he's not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way. Some true neutral characters, on the other hand, commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. They see good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. They advocate the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run. True neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion. However, true neutral can be a dangerous alignment because it represents apathy, indifference, and a lack of conviction.


Race:
Dwarves are known for their skill in warfare, their ability to withstand physical and magical punishment, their hard work, and their capacity for drinking ale. Dwarves are slow to jest and suspicious of strangers, but they are generous to those who earn their trust. They stand just 4 to 4.5 feet tall, but are broad and compactly built, almost as wide as they are tall. Dwarven men value their beards highly.


Primary Class:
Fighters can be many things, from soldiers to criminal enforcers. Some see adventure as a way to get rich, while others use their skills to protect the innocent. Fighters have the best all-around fighting capabilities of the PC classes, and they are trained to use all standard weapons and armor. A fighter's rigorous martial training grants him many bonus feats as he progresses, and high-level fighters have access to special melee maneuvers and exotic weapons not available to any other character.


Secondary Class:
Sorcerers are arcane spellcasters who manipulate magic energy with imagination and talent rather than studious discipline. They have no books, no mentors, no theories just raw power that they direct at will. Sorcerers know fewer spells than wizards do and acquire them more slowly, but they can cast individual spells more often and have no need to prepare their incantations ahead of time. Also unlike wizards, sorcerers cannot specialize in a school of magic. Since sorcerers gain their powers without undergoing the years of rigorous study that wizards go through, they have more time to learn fighting skills and are proficient with simple weapons. Charisma is very important for sorcerers; the higher their value in this ability, the higher the spell level they can cast.


Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus</a></b> (e-mail)

Only 3 nights into my 10 night vacation and already I am quite bored, though that may have to do with the fact that I got a cold, so I just don't feel like doing much of anything.

I do have some cleaning planned for my room to try and make it tolerable again. Cleaning of the bathroom, doing the laundry AND hanging it up/folding it up for the dresser. Things like that, but thats not fun for me. Its tedious, and thanks to my bad genes a hot and severely sweaty endeavor to say the least.

Anyways, just because I am bored:

Your Boy Side
[ ] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans. (wouldn't say love, but they are a staple of my wardrobe)
[ ] Dogs are better than cats. (oh hellz no!)
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt. (I must admit, sometimes,yes it is)
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team. (Soccer, football, flag and tackle, and tennis)
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[x] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[ ] Gory movies are cool
[x] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[x] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] Sports are fun. (Only if your playing them. Watching is BORING!)
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.
[x] Wear boxers.

Total = 14 Points

Your Girl Side
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[x] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] You like wearing jewelry. (I always wear some jewelry, but its limited to a pendant or 2 and a ring at times)
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[x] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (cologne, yes. Body spray like tag, yes)
[ ] You wear girl underwear.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[x] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it. (don't know why, but I always loved helping my girlfriends apply makeup and nail polish, or even to just watch them do it. Its fascinating!)
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

Total = 8 Points

Not sure what that means, but the girl side is more than half of the boy side. Interesting :)

Not sure where this test came up wth some of these results, but sha! Right! (See below)

Anyways, Im sick.. sinusitis or some shit. Doc has me on a big gun antibiotic Augmentin XR, which doesnt seem to be doing much. I was up all day yesterday after having called out from work. I was in so much pain I was literally running in circles begging for the pain to stop.

Stupid sinuses... Anyways feeling 110% better today after a 15 hour sleep of exhaustion. Just hoping these pills eventually do their job :(

( Meme behind the cut! )

So littlenightmare smacked me up with a 'P' for this meme list of ten things that I love, of course beginning with the letter 'P'

1) Paper, because without paper I could neither draw, nor write stories.
2) Plushies, need I say more?
3) Pools. I love having access to a pool during the relentless Florida summers
4) Phone, my cell phone that is. Awesome piece of technology. It texts, IMs, emails, surfs, and plays MP3's
5) Pancakes of the blueberry variety. Soooooo yummy!
6) Pleasantly Plump! I detest the artificial standard of beauty in this country. Give me some girls with some meat to em!
7) Potato's and Sausage. Sublime!
8) Porn. Hey im a guy, so what can I say?
9) Planes. I love planes of all types, civil and military. Damn, but I love flying!
10) Poon. Yep I luvs the wimens, which sets me apart from like 90% of the other furs

As if there could ever in a million years be even the smallest shadow of a doubt about it, then this test once again confirms my feline status, and shows that I am indeed the master of my domain.

Shamelessly ganked from streakthetiger